Daily Fortunes

Jun 13, 2019

10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was...
10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee. 8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee. 7. Fringe! Fringe! Fringe! 6. If you've got 72 hours to kill, you can probably find room for Sha Na Na. 5. Never attend an event...

10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: 1. A beer won't...
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: 1. A beer won't make you go to church. 2. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman. 3. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit. 4. A beer doesn't give...

100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take...
100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FE buckets of bits on the bus... ad infinitum...

$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for...
$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 -- by which time it will be worth nothing. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"

10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.

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