| Freebsd Fortunes: 3201 of 3566 |
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the
yard.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3202 of 3566 |
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to
ten without using your fingers. Be careful dressing this
morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you
wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of
that old underwear you own.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3203 of 3566 |
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is
sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and
sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus
drivers.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3204 of 3566 |
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3205 of 3566 |
Virtue is its own punishment.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3206 of 3566 |
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3207 of 3566 |
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3208 of 3566 |
VMS is like a nightmare about RSX-11M.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3209 of 3566 |
Vote anarchist
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3210 of 3566 |
Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
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