Freebsd Fortunes 4

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy.  It's trying to live together
afterwards that causes the problems.
                -- Shelley Winters

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.
                -- Rex Reed

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into
use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather
which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
                -- Mark Twain

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror,
murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci
and the Renaissance.  In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had
five hundred years of democracy and peace -- and what did they produce?
The cuckoo-clock.
                -- Orson Welles, "The Third Man"

In just seven days, I can make you a man!
                -- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
        [ (and seven nights...)  Ed.]

In less than a century, computers will be making substantial
progress on ... the overriding problem of war and peace.
                -- James Slagle

In like a dimwit, out like a light.
                -- Pogo

In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original.
                -- Bruton

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted
to take every advantage of the enemy.

In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but
the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they
have obtained from books of travel.
                -- Mark Twain