Freebsd Fortunes 4

If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.
If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the
game right.  If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of
course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager can make
goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?
                -- Sparky Anderson

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
                -- W.C. Fields

If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever
to get a "fix" of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude
that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
                -- Rob Stampfli

If all be true that I do think,
There be five reasons why one should drink;
Good friends, good wine, or being dry,
Or lest we should be by-and-by,
Or any other reason why.

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith

If all else fails, lower your standards.

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end -- I
wouldn't be a bit surprised.
                -- Dorothy Parker