Freebsd Murphys Law

Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a
matter of principle.

The final test is when it goes production ...
w h e n  i t  g o e s   p r o d u c t i o n  ...
w h e n     i  t     g  o  e  s     p  r  o  d  u  c  t
w h  e   n       i   t       g   o   e   s       p   r   o

Real programmers drink too much coffee so that they will
always seem tense and overworked.

Real programmers always have a better idea.

Anyone who follows a crowd will
never be followed by a crowd.

Real programmers can do octal, hexadecimal and
binary math in their heads.

Real programmers don't write memos.

Real programmers know what saad means.

Real programmers do not utter profanities at an elevated
decible level.

Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.