| Freebsd Murphys Law: 791 of 833 |
After winning an argument with his wife,
the wisest thing a man can do is apologize.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 792 of 833 |
If opportunity came disguised as temptation,
one knock would be enough.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 793 of 833 |
If there was any justice in this world, people would
occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 794 of 833 |
Easy doesn't do it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 795 of 833 |
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but
would like it to keep in touch.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 796 of 833 |
When a distinguised scientist states something is possible,
he is almost certainly right. When he states that
something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 797 of 833 |
Everyone gets away with something.
No one gets away with everything.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 798 of 833 |
Remain silent about your intentions until you are sure
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 799 of 833 |
Calm down .... it is only ones and zeros.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 800 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write COBOL.
COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.
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