| Freebsd Murphys Law: 641 of 833 |
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly
in front of your eyes.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 642 of 833 |
If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the
tool to get it off.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 643 of 833 |
If you can get the faulty part off, the parts house
will have it back-ordered.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 644 of 833 |
If the faulty part is in stock, it didn't need replacing
in the first place.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 645 of 833 |
When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you
becomes a hammer.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 646 of 833 |
No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end
up covered with grease and motor oil.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 647 of 833 |
When necessary, metric and inch tools can be used
interchangeably.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 648 of 833 |
Automotive engine reparing law:
If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 649 of 833 |
If you lived here you'd be home now.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 650 of 833 |
If it's good, they discontinue it.
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