| Freebsd Murphys Law: 591 of 833 |
If daily class attendance is mandatory, a schedules
exam will product increased absenteeism. If attendance
is optional, a schedules exam will produce persons you
have never seen before.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 592 of 833 |
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition
doesn't mean he knows what it is.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 593 of 833 |
The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the
waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for
your scheduled appointment.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 594 of 833 |
Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 595 of 833 |
You never have the right number of pills left on the
last day of a prescription.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 596 of 833 |
The pills to be taken with meals will be the least
appetizing ones.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 597 of 833 |
Even water tastes bad when taken on doctors orders.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 598 of 833 |
If your condition seems to be getting better, it's
probably your doctor getting sick.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 599 of 833 |
Beware of the physician who is great at getting
out of trouble.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 600 of 833 |
A drug is that substance which, when injected into a
rat, will produce a scientific report.
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