Freebsd Murphys Law

When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it
around instead of picking it up.

The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely
proportional to the number of other people who are in
a position to do it instead.

Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.

No one keeps a record of decisions you could have made
but didn't.  Everyone keeps a records of your bad ones.

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.

The inside contact that you have developed at great
expense is the first person to be let go in any
reorganization.

It's tough to get reallocated when you're the one
who's redundant.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will
   have to wait.
If you're late, you will be too late.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept
and the hours are lost.