Freebsd Murphys Law

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

A man should be greater than some of his parts.

If you don't say it, they can't repeat it.

Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

Everything takes longer than you expect.

Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.

If you see that there are four possible ways in which a
procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a
fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Things get worse under pressure.

Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional
and employ faulty reasoning.

A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.