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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 648 - 657 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  648 of 833

Automotive engine reparing law:
If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  649 of 833

If you lived here you'd be home now.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  650 of 833

If it's good, they discontinue it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  651 of 833

It the shoe fits, it's ugly.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  652 of 833

(1)     If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
(2)     If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't
        fit anyway.
(4)     If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.
(5)     If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it
        falls apart the first time you wear it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  653 of 833

The one you want is never the one on sale.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  654 of 833

Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  655 of 833

The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  656 of 833

The label "all new," "completely new" or "great news"
means the price went way way up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  657 of 833

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet
it's not $19.95.
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