Freebsd Murphys Law

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.

The first time is for love.
The next time is $200.

Of two possible events,
only the undesired one will occur.

The faster the plane,
the narrower the seats.

If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know.

If on an actuarial basis there is a 50 50 chance that
something will go wrong,
It will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.

A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to
save all of the parts.

1) Things will get worse before they get better.
2) Who said things would get better?

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.