| Freebsd Murphys Law: 671 of 833 |
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 672 of 833 |
Multiple-function gadgets will not perform any
function adequately.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 673 of 833 |
The more expensive the gadget, the less often you
will use it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 674 of 833 |
The simpler the instruction, e.g. "press here", the
more difficult it will be to open the package.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 675 of 833 |
In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book,
the most vital measurement will be illegible.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 676 of 833 |
Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it
only makes it worse.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 677 of 833 |
You are always complimented on the item which took the
least effort to prepare.
Example:
If you make "duck a l'orange" you will be
complimented on the baked potato.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 678 of 833 |
The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store
to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 679 of 833 |
The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal
the greater the chance you guests will spend the entire
meal discussing other meals they have had.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 680 of 833 |
Souffles rise and cream whips only for the family and
for guests you didn't really want to invite anyway.
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