Freebsd Murphys Law: 21 of 833 |
Never offend people with style
when you can offend them with substance.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 22 of 833 |
Our customers' paperwork is profit.
Our own paperwork is loss.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 23 of 833 |
At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 24 of 833 |
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 25 of 833 |
This space for rent.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 26 of 833 |
The more directives you issue to solve a problem,
the worse it gets.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 27 of 833 |
Cop-out number 1.
You should have seen it when I got it.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 28 of 833 |
When you're up to your ass in alligators, it is
difficult to keep your mind on the fact that your primary
objective was to drain the swamp.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 29 of 833 |
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
and littered with sloppy analyses!
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 30 of 833 |
Self starters --- won't.
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