Freebsd Murphys Law

Anyone who follows a crowd will
never be followed by a crowd.

Real programmers can do octal, hexadecimal and
binary math in their heads.

Real programmers don't write memos.

Real programmers know what saad means.

Real programmers do not utter profanities at an elevated
decible level.

Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.

Real programmers do not apply DP terminology to non-DP
situations.

I no longer get lost in the shuffle....
I shuffle along with the lost.

Real programmers do not read books like
"effective listening" and "communication skills".

Real programmers print only clean compiles,
fixing all errors through the terminal.