Freebsd Murphys Law: 119 of 833 |
Real programmers do not utter profanities at an elevated
decible level.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 120 of 833 |
Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 121 of 833 |
Real programmers do not apply DP terminology to non-DP
situations.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 122 of 833 |
I no longer get lost in the shuffle....
I shuffle along with the lost.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 123 of 833 |
Real programmers do not read books like
"effective listening" and "communication skills".
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 124 of 833 |
Real programmers print only clean compiles,
fixing all errors through the terminal.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 125 of 833 |
The early worm deserves the bird.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 126 of 833 |
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!!
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 127 of 833 |
All good things must come to an end.
I want to know when they start!
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 128 of 833 |
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell
in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
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