Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'll never get off this planet.
                -- Luke Skywalker

I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.

I'll turn over a new leaf.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.  Ask
any Indian.
                -- Robert Orben

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
                -- Jack Paar

Illegitimi non carborundum
(translation: no carbonated drinks allowed.)

Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot:
it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
                -- Voltaire

I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe
that I could have evolved from man.

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
                -- "The Doomsday Machine", when asked if he had heard of
                   the idea of a doomsday machine.
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator."
                -- "Friday's Child", when asked to help the very pregnant
                   Ellen up a steep incline.
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
                -- Devil in the Dark", when asked to patch up the Horta.
"I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
                -- "Mirror, Mirror", when asked by Scotty for help in
                   Engineering aboard the ISS Enterprise.
"I'm a doctor, not a coalminer."
                -- "The Empath", on being beneath the surface of Minara 2.
"I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist."
                -- "City on the Edge of Forever", on Edith Keeler's remark
                   that Kirk talked strangely.
"I'm no magician, Spock, just an old country doctor."
                -- "The Deadly Years", to Spock while trying to cure the
                   aging effects of the rogue comet near Gamma Hydra 4.
"What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?"
                -- "The Corbomite Maneuver", when Kirk rushed off from a
                   physical exam to answer the alert.