Freebsd Fortunes 5

Reputation, adj:
        What others are not thinking about you.

Research is the best place to be: you work your buns off, and if it works
you're a hero; if it doesn't, well -- nobody else has done it yet either,
so you're still a valiant nerd.

Research is to see what everybody else has seen,
and think what nobody else has thought.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
                -- Wernher von Braun

Research, n:
        Consider Columbus:
        He didn't know where he was going.
        When he got there he didn't know where he was.
        When he got back he didn't know where he had been.
        And he did it all on someone else's money.

Resisting temptation is easier when you
think you'll probably get another chance later on.

Responsibility:
        Everyone says that having power is a great responsibility.  This is
a lot of bunk.  Responsibility is when someone can blame you if something
goes wrong.  When you have power you are surrounded by people whose job it
is to take the blame for your mistakes.  If they're smart, that is.
                -- Cerebus, "On Governing"

Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you
actually have a shot at it.

Reunite Gondwondaland!

Rev. Jim:       What does an amber light mean?
Bobby:          Slow down.
Rev. Jim:       What...   does...  an...  amber...  light...  mean?
Bobby:          Slow down.
Rev. Jim:       What....     does....     an....     amber....     light....