Freebsd Murphys Law

The primary function of the design engineer is to make
things difficult for the fabricator and impossible
for the serviceman.

That component of any circuit which has the shortest
service life will be placed in the least
accessible location.

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which
is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three
parts which at still under development.

Important letters which contain no errors will develop
errors in the mail.

Office machines which function perfectly during normal
business hours will break down when you return to the
office at night to use them for personal business.

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly
when the repairman arrives.

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick
them will stick to other things when you don't want
them to.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by
spontaneously moving from where you left them to where
you can't find them.

The last person who quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until
the next person quits or is fired.

If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you
don't want his the paper.