| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1611 of 2171 |
This fortune intentionally says nothing.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1612 of 2171 |
This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose
invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1613 of 2171 |
This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1614 of 2171 |
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1615 of 2171 |
This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1616 of 2171 |
This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1617 of 2171 |
This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1618 of 2171 |
This generation doesn't have emotional baggage.
We have emotional moving vans.
-- Bruce Feirstein
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1619 of 2171 |
This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags! I just won the California lottery!"
"Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1620 of 2171 |
This is a country where people are free to practice their religion,
regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling keys...
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