Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

If you love something set it free.  If it doesn't
come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.

If you make a mistake you right it
immediately to the best of your ability.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year
with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;
but if you really make them think they'll hate you.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll
be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
                -- Ann Landers

If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody
in the whole wide world, don't trust him.  It means he experiments.

If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
                -- Schmidt

If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.

If you need anything just whistle.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
Just put your lips together and blow.
                -- Lauren Bacall, "To Have and Have Not"