Freebsd Fortunes

"Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it."

Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
                -- Beckett

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
                -- Dykstra

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be
taught how not to.  So it is with the great programmers.

Everyone is a genius.  It's just that some people are too stupid to
realize it.

Everyone knows that dragons don't exist.  But while this simplistic
formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the
scientific mind.  The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact
wholly unconcerned with what does exist.  Indeed, the banality of
existence has been so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us to
discuss it any further here.  The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the
problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the
mythical, the chimerical, and the purely hypothetical.  They were all,
one might say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted in an entirely
different way ...
                -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

Everyone talks about apathy, but no one does anything about it.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,
no one we know belongs.

Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being
that a belch is more satisfying.
                -- Ingmar Bergman