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Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
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Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
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Someone will try to honk your nose today.
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1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your
7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
mind putting that thing away.
8 (philosophical): You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important.
It's what's in it that matters.
9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye
10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps
12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
-- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
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Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
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Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
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Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...
and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn.
-- N.V. Plyter
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
-- Sigmund Freud
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Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a
fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
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Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm
smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
-- Richard M. Nixon