Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 17, 2008

A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root...
A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Indian Giver be...
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Indian Giver be the name of the Lord.

The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of...
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal

Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot...
Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot who was cordial Is now transmitting static. The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo. The only thing that keeps me sane Is talking to my shoe. -- My Shoe