Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 20, 2008

The way my jeweler explained it, it's like insurance...
The way my jeweler explained it, it's like insurance. Six months' pay isn't much to keep my wife from sleeping around. A diamond -- pure, sparkling, natural, flawless, forever. The way marriage should be but never quite is. People grow...

The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction.
The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction.

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let...
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.