Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 29, 2008

As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven...
As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven hacks. Every hack had seven bugs; Every bug had seven manifestations; Every manifestation had seven symptoms. Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks, How many losses at Project MAC?

You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on...
You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for very long. -- Boris Yeltsin

Proposed Country & Western Song Titles She Ain't Much...
Proposed Country & Western Song Titles She Ain't Much to See, but She Looks Good Through the Bottom of a Glass If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Who's I'd Find On You I'm Ashamed to be Here, but Not Ashamed Enough to Leave It's Commode...

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.