Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 3, 2008

To err is human, to forgive, infrequent.
To err is human, to forgive, infrequent.

There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were...
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy--but cannie: A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny.

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink (As you bastards think) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

What's a cult? It just means not enough people to make...
What's a cult? It just means not enough people to make a minority. -- Robert Altman

When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself...
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property. -- Thomas Jefferson

I have no doubt the Devil grins, As seas of ink I spatter...
I have no doubt the Devil grins, As seas of ink I spatter. Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins-- The other kind don't matter. -- Robert W. Service

Step back, unbelievers! Or the rain will never come. Somebody...
Step back, unbelievers! Or the rain will never come. Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum. You may think I'm crazy, you may think that I'm insane, But I swear to you, before this day is out, you folks are gonna see some...