Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 22, 2013

Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found...
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up...
There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up to the ceiling. In the electric light socket, He'd put it and rock it-- Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!

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Deflector shields just came on, Captain.
Deflector shields just came on, Captain.