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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 12, 2013


Dinner suggestion \#302 (Hacker's De-lite): 1...
Dinner suggestion \#302 (Hacker's De-lite): 1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce 1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast 1 carton milk

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat...
If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world. -- Wittgenstein

You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that...
You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...

To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability...
To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"

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