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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 7, 2013


A madam who ran a bordello Put come in her pineapple jello, ...
A madam who ran a bordello Put come in her pineapple jello, For the rich, sexy taste And not wanting to waste That greasy kid stuff from a fellow.

A nurse motivated by spite Tied her infantine charge to...
A nurse motivated by spite Tied her infantine charge to a kite; She launched it with ease On the afternoon breeze, And watched till it flew out of sight. -- Edward Gorey

I think ... therefore I am confused.
I think ... therefore I am confused.

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