Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday June 12, 2013

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star...
Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. -- W. Clement Stone

There once was a young girl from Natches Who chanced to be born...
There once was a young girl from Natches Who chanced to be born with two snatches She often said, "Shit! I'd give either tit For a guy with equipment that matches."

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good...
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.