Freebsd Murphys Law

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level
of incompetence, and then remains there.

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick
up something from the floor while you get up.

You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash
when the garbage truck is two doors away.

Misery no longer loves company
nowdays it insists on it.

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the
strong, but that's the way to bet.

Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.

There's never time to do it right, but there's always
time to do it over.

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone
can be unhappy -- but we will work on it.

When in doubt, mumble.  When in trouble, delegate.

The more ridiculous a belief system,
the higher probability of its success.