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Freebsd Limericks:  171 of 860

A scream from the crypt of St. Giles
Resounded for miles upon miles.
        Said the friar, "Good gracious,
        The brother Ignatious
Forgeteth the abbot hath piles."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  172 of 860

A seafaring hacker named Slatey
Went to bed with a VAX/780.
        The thing's learned to swear
        With a nautical air,
And refers to its users as "matey".
 
Freebsd Limericks:  173 of 860

A sex-loving coed named Bree
Caught the clap from her Apple IIE.
        The joystick, she found,
        Had been fooling around
With a neighboring student's PC.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  174 of 860

A silly young man from Hong Kong
Had hands that were skinny and long.
        He ate rice with his fingers--
        The taste of it lingers,
But now all his fingers are gone.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  175 of 860

A slick talking pirate named Bruce
To steal code, had a plan to seduce
        An Apple II+.
        Now Bruce wears a truss
And was jailed for computer abuse.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  176 of 860

A software technician from Digital
Had hardware extremely prodigical.
        It's rumoured, I hear,
        That when he was near
He made the ladies all flustered and fidgital.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  177 of 860

A space shuttle pilot named Ventry,
Made love to a lovely girl sentry.
        She started to pout,
        Because it fell out,
But the mission was saved by re-entry.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  178 of 860

A sperm faced, alack and forsooth,
His moment of sexual truth.
        He'd expected to fall
        On a womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to his death on a tooth.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  179 of 860

A spinster in Kalamazoo
Once strolled after dark by the zoo.
        She was seized by the nape,
        And fucked by an ape,
And she murmured, "A wonderful screw."

And she added, "You're rough, yes, and hairy,
But I hope -- yes I do -- that I marry
        A man with a prick
        Half as stiff and as thick
As the kind that you zoo-keepers carry."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  180 of 860

A spunky young schoolboy named Fred
Used totoss off each night while in bed.
        Said his mother, "Dear lad,
        That's exceedingly bad--
Jump in here with your mamma instead."
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