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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 12, 2015


1st graffitiest: QUESTION AUTHORITY! 2nd graffitiest: Why?
1st graffitiest: QUESTION AUTHORITY! 2nd graffitiest: Why?

Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of...
Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac

Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: ...
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all...
Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all. -- Thomas J. Kopp

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