Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 3, 2015

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating...
To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.
Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.

Logicians have but ill defined As rational the human...
Logicians have but ill defined As rational the human kind. Logic, they say, belongs to man, But let them prove it if they can. -- Oliver Goldsmith