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A haughty young wench of Del Norte
Would fuck only men over forty.
        Said she, "It's too quick
        With a young fellow's prick;
I like it to last, and be warty."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  82 of 860

A headstrong young woman in Ealing
Threw her two weeks' old child at the ceiling;
        When quizzed why she did,
        She replied, "To be rid
Of a strange, overpowering feeling."
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  83 of 860

A hearty young fellow named Yost
Once had an affair with a ghost.
        At the height of the spasm
        The poor ectoplasm
Cried, "Goodie, I feel it ... almost."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  84 of 860

A hearty young fellow named Yost
Once had an affair with a ghost.
        At the height of the spasm
        The poor ectoplasm
Cried, "Goodie, I feel it... almost."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  85 of 860

A hidebound young virgin named Carrie
Would say, when the fellows got hairy :
        "Keep your prick in your pants
        Till the end of this dance--"
Which is why Carrie still has her cherry.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  86 of 860

A highly aesthetic young Jew
Had eyes of a heavenly blue;
        The end of his dillie
        Was shaped like a lilly,
And his balls were too utterly two!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  87 of 860

A highway patrol buff named Claire,
Once screwed half a troop on a dare,
        And her parts grew so hot,
        There was steam on her twat,
So they nicknamed her Smokey the Bare!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  88 of 860

A horny young fellow named Reg,
Was jerking off under a hedge.
        The gardener drew near
        With a huge pruning shear,
And trimmed off the edge of his wedge.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  89 of 860

A huge-organed female in Dallas,
Named Alice, who yearned for a phallus,
        Was virgo intacto,
        Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  90 of 860

A joker who haunts Monticello
Is really a terrible fellow.
        In the midst of caresses
        He fills ladies dresses
With garter snakes, ice cubes, and jello.
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