Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 23, 2016

A cute little twerp from Samoa Had a cock of one inch and...
A cute little twerp from Samoa Had a cock of one inch and no moa. It was good for keyholes And debutantes' peeholes But not worth a damn on a whoa.

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

A fool and your money are soon partners.
A fool and your money are soon partners.

A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're...
A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three days old. He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted.