Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 17, 2016

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young fellow named Case Who entered a cunt-lapping...
There was a young fellow named Case Who entered a cunt-lapping race. He licked his way clean Through Number thirteen, But then slipped and got pissed in the face.

Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air...
Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.

Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely...
Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have* happened before ...

The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very...
The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender. -- Anne Boleyn

The fact that it works is immaterial. -- L...
The fact that it works is immaterial. -- L. Ogborn