Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 24, 2016

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.