Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 17, 2016

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.
Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple...
Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.

Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor. INSTRUCTION SET ...
Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor. INSTRUCTION SET Code Mnemonic What 0 NOP No Operation 1 JMP Jump (address specified by next 2 bits) Now Available for only 12 1/2 cents!

"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon." -- Patricia...
"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon." -- Patricia O Tuama

How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light...
How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one not to change it.

Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe, She had so many...
Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe, She had so many children, She didn't know what to do. So she moved to Atlanta.

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is,...
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: His songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster. -- J. R. R. Tolkien