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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 25, 2016


People will believe anything if you whisper it.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.

Don't say "yes" until I finish talking...
Don't say "yes" until I finish talking. -- Darryl F. Zanuck

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