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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 30, 2017


A joker who haunts Monticello Is really a terrible fellow...
A joker who haunts Monticello Is really a terrible fellow. In the midst of caresses He fills ladies dresses With garter snakes, ice cubes, and jello.

Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical...
Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants.

*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through...
*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!

Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: ...
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.

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