Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history...Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the
Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866. The
white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before
it dawned on the assembled multitudes...
There once was a girl named Louise
Who cunt hair hung down...There once was a girl named Louise
Who cunt hair hung down to her knees
The crabs in her twat
Tied the hairs in a knot
And constructed a flying trapeze
There once was a girl so lovely,
Who wanted to make love in...There once was a girl so lovely,
Who wanted to make love in the bubbly,
She strapped on her tanks,
And started her pranks,
But the lobsters all thought she was ugly.
There once was a man from Calcutta
Who used to beat off in...There once was a man from Calcutta
Who used to beat off in the gutta
The heat of the sun
Affected his gun
And turned all his cream into butta!
There once was a man from Sandem
Who was making his girl on...There once was a man from Sandem
Who was making his girl on a tandem.
At the peak of the make
She jammed on the brake
And scattered his semen at random.
There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some raw gin...There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny.
Just to be couth,
He added vermouth,
And slipped his girlfriend a martini.
There once was a man named Parridge
With peculiar views...There once was a man named Parridge
With peculiar views on marriage.
He sucked off his brother,
Fucked his own mother,
And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.
There once was a miner named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in...There once was a miner named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was ugly as shit,
And missing one tit,
But think of the money he saves.
There once was a young man from Boston
Who drove around town...There once was a young man from Boston
Who drove around town in an Austin,
There was room for his ass,
And a gallon of gas,
So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.
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