Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 29, 2019

He who slings mud loses ground. -- Chinese...
He who slings mud loses ground. -- Chinese Proverb

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

You can't guard against the arbitrary.
You can't guard against the arbitrary.

"Maintain an awareness for contribution -- to your...
"Maintain an awareness for contribution -- to your schedule, your project, our company." -- A Group of Employees