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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 1, 2019


There was a young lady named Bower Who dwelt in an Ivory...
There was a young lady named Bower Who dwelt in an Ivory Tower. But a poet from Perth Laid her flat on the earth, And proceeded with penis to plough her.

QOTD: "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F'...
QOTD: "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."

Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.

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