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Feb 4, 2013

BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!

Boycott meat -- suck your thumb.
Boycott meat -- suck your thumb.

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right...
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.

Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. --...
Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"

Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need...
Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."


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