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Jan 26, 2019

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than...
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry

When a woman gives me a present I have always...
When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises: first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it. -- Donnay

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first...
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the...
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it...
When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. -- Charles Merrill Smith


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