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Jan 13, 2020

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously...
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Vitamin C deficiency is apauling
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling

VMS is like a nightmare about RSX-11M.
VMS is like a nightmare about RSX-11M.

Vote anarchist
Vote anarchist

Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived...
Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!


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