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Jan 3, 2020

I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that...
I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won. -- Cash McCall

I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions...
I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people... Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Clement

I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best...
I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later, we found out he was a bear. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought...
I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cavett

I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned...
I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob." -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.


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