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Feb 5, 2020

Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!

A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without...
A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.
Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.

Microsoft just released a new product: Microsoft...
Microsoft just released a new product: Microsoft Windows for Windows(TM). The ultimate Windows emulator for the Windows platform! Only $900!

Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)


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